kupyo:

don’t put your character hate in the tag or so help me

Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

hootaloo:

hootaloo:

bowrll:

mortisreptus:

fireskink:

alltailnolegs:

mcsprankles:

idcsam:

shadow-pop:

whatisagorman:

snakelet:

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

sephielya:

ii-l:

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

greynasdire:

dmnq8:

Cool bed ideas for small spaces.

give these to me now

kardashy:

My friend’s grandma got her something from Hollister as a gift, but apparently she didn’t like the shirtless guy on the bag so she sewed a shirt on it.

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ME AND MY SISTER SPENT ALL DAY MAKING YOGA POSES INTO GIFSETS

danteogodofsoup:

unhinged-mod:

IM DYING

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LOOK

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ATimage

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THESE

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imageLOOK

imageLIKE

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THERE

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OR

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imageHELP

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I CAN’T

imageBREATHE!!!

P̲͎̣̙̻ͅA̢̜̰̮̠R̖͈̹̲̳̭̹ͤͫ̄ͨ͛ͭ͡Ţ͌ͤ̀̇Y̺͉͈̰ͯ̂̅͂̐͒ ̡͐͑̾͒͋H͓͉̺͗͐̋̾̆͢A̹͉͖͒̊͂͛͌̉́̚R̹̝͈̯͙̙̖ͩ͟Ḏ̴ͪͮ͂

askmalengil:

English you can´t speak with a kunai in your mount